My problem with women.
Ok. I admit. Nature got us over a barrel.
Men need women to further the species.
Plus women are fucking gorgeous.
Nature FUCKED men in this regard:
Women are insufferably intolerable.
When you create children, they somehow become the same from 0-20
If you are fucking LUCKY.. around 20-21 they go.. "OH SHIT! I was such a BITCH/DICK to my dad... he really DID know what was best for me"
if you are UNLUCKY... then they go to therapy and by self-motivational tapes because they are lazy, overemotional victims who have nothing better than a persecution complex, over-extended credit line and anti-depressant medication.
Men are ALSO screwed in an indirect way.... because they are hunter-gatherers.
They believe that if something bleeds long enough, it will die.
NO WONDER we can't understand women.
THEY BLEED FOR 5-7 DAYS STRAIGHT AND DO NOT DIE!!!
it wouldn't be so bad if they didn't do it EVERY FREAKIN MONTH!
speaking of every freakin month...
You know what we should do to the inner city brood-mares?
Cauterize their cervixes! that's right, stick a red-hot poker up there and render them childless!
It's cruel, but useful.
Speaking of useful... let republicans carry guns as long as they move to the inner cities.
Why, you say, would that make sense?
It would definitely settle the age-old 'Bloods' vs. 'Crips' war.
If you get too many white republican christians near guns and black people...
There's a major war.
I'm not racist. I just simply have no use for Black gang members and White republican christians.... so as long as they are killing each other, I'm a HAPPY GUY!
Yes, I do envision an overbearing genocidal obsession emanating from my soul... But that's no different than anyone else.
oh fuck you. You aren't any different, you only PRETEND to be so that you won't lose your "Country Club" privledges. (Speaking of which... FUCK the women who want to join a MEN'S golf club. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU SHALLOW FUCKING FEMINIST CUNT!)
I'll cut you a deal. You can have not one, but BOTH of my nuts in your mouth.
don't say i never gave you anything, you ingrateful fucking puritanic fuckwad.